Things Are More Important

Husband  : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector : What is her height?

Husband  : I never checked.

Inspector :  Slim or healthy?

Husband  : Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector : Color of eyes?

Husband  : Never noticed.

Inspector : Color of hair?

Husband  : Changes according to season.

Inspector : What was she wearing?

Husband  : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector : Was she driving?

Husband  : Yes.

Inspector : Color of the car?

Husband  : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………. And then the husband started crying…

Inspector : Don’t worry sir…we will find your car.

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